Wednesday, September 3, 2003

How Random Can We Be?

Time to post a random file from my vast and cluttered "My Documents" folder. This happens to be a news/features story I wrote as a classroom assignment several years ago. That's right. Names have been blacked out to protect those poor souls I interviewed all that time ago.

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From classroom to concert hall to shooting range, left-handed students at the University of Kansas face a variety of annoyances and challenges. A study published today in the New England Journal of Medicine shows that accidental death rates are much higher among the left-handed population. While not rushing to buy life-insurance policies, left-handed students admit to frustration at a mainly right-handed world.

“The whole academic setting is geared towards right-handedness,” said Matthew J., a senior. “Folders, notebooks, and desks are all irritating.” J.’s main complaint, however, is with computer mice. “In the last few years they’ve started making the mouse contoured for right-handers. “Your hand starts cramping up after about half an hour at the computer, and you have to stop using it.”

J., a cellist with the university symphony, has always played his instrument right-handed. “Musical instruments are pretty much mandatory,” he said. “If you want to find a teacher you have to play the standard way.”

Nathan F., sophomore, was also a cellist in middle school and high school. He feels left-handedness benefited him. Said F., “You start out using your left hand for fingering on a cello, which is an advantage.”

F. currently plays the trumpet in the university concert band and the basketball pep band. “You finger with your right hand on the trumpet. You’re slightly less dexterous at the beginning. But you get so used to doing it with your right fingers it becomes natural.”

Fellow trumpet player Brian H., a freshman, agrees with F. He also discovered an unexpected benefit. “I found I could switch hands on the valves of the trumpet if I needed to,” H. said.

H., who hunts pheasant and quail in the winter months, is most annoyed by shotguns. “The guns are built for right-handed people,” he said. “The gun shucks the shell at your arm instead of out on the ground. Left-handed shotguns are made, but they’re very hard to find.”

The New England Journal of Medicine report studied death certificates from two counties in Southern California. On average, the study showed left-handers died at age 66. Right-handers died at age 75. Left-handers were six times more likely to die in accidents than right-handers.

F. does not see this information as a problem. “We’re doing our part to keep the population under control,” he said. “What are the right-handers doing?”