I used to post this about
every month, but I've fallen out of the habit. Here, once again, is a bit
about yours truly.
Name: Mandango P.
Festoon.
Age: 46.
Height:
5'1.
Weight: 460.
Occupation:
Night janitor at Victoria's Secret.
Main goal in life:
To trim my bloated physique.
Secondary goal:
To finish reading the complete works of Marcel Proust.
Another
random goal: Learn to chew.